Sunday, September 7, 2008

a post, only because i dont want this blog to die. this is the only place our minds can masturbate together.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

D&D Co-Creator Gary Gygax dead at age 69

burymeinrichmond: gary gygax died today
zombievsshotgun: must not have made that saving throw
burymeinrichmond: he was suffering from a level 12 abdominal bleeding
zombievsshotgun: that sucks
zombievsshotgun: I guess he didn't have on his Luminous Vestments of +15 against abdominal bleeding
burymeinrichmond: he kind of set himself up for this

Friday, February 22, 2008

i knew it.....

and now it has been confirmed. i just received this email:

February 22, 2008

To Whom it May Concern:

On behalf of everyone on the face of this Earth, I would like to
congratulate you on being the most awesome of all of us. To continue your
success, I am extending you a clone copy of my very own cloak of
excellence. Now there are only two of them in the whole world. If you
wish to deny this honor please send a reply with the message in the subject
line "FUCK YOUR MOM" .

Congratulations again on this huge achievement!

Best Regards,

The Rest of the World

Tuesday, February 19, 2008


in response to the news that lindsay lohan had just
completed a nude photo session and will soon be in a
lesbian sex scene...

the lesbian sex scene is with scarlett
the other chick is penelope cruz


which kind of kills it for me
and its in a woody allen movie

wait what
you are being for real?

so i hope he isnt like beating off in the background
or anything

wouldnt you?

i mean yeah
i would be rubbing it on them

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From this month's Scientific American

zombievsshotgun: porn makes the world go round
funkunderground: scientists just confirmed that actually
funkunderground: thats why pluto is no longer a planet
funkunderground: low porn activity